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PRESENT THE
FAUX FILM FESTIVAL™
PORTLAND, OREGON
HOLLYWOOD THEATRE
FRIDAY APRIL 1 - SUNDAY APRIL 3, 2011

FAUX HOMETHE FILMSSHOPTIPSCONTACT

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Friday April 1 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: Faux Commercials, Faux Trailers, and movie/TV spoofs.
Feature: Bill Plympton's "Guns on the Clackamas"

Saturday April 2 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: General Satire.
Feature: "Multiple Means of Murder"

Sunday April 3 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: Science Fiction, Horror, and Fantasy spoofs.
Feature: "Mutant Swinger from Mars"

Schedule subject to change!

Some films may not be suitable for young children or easily offended adults.

FEATURES

Guns on the Clackamas Guns on the Clackamas      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Bill Plympton
Location: USA-OR
Nigel Nado, the notable documentary filmmaker, is trying to make a movie about the filming of the western 'Guns on the Clackamas'. Unfortunately, everything is going wrong.
Friday 9:00 PM
Multiple Means of Murder Multiple Means of Murder      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Jonas Kvist Jensen
Location: Denmark
A murder mystery that tells the story of a private detective who ends up in the middle of a complex murder case in a remote castle in the company of a group of very odd people. Severed heads were never so funny. In Danish with English subtitles.
Saturday 9:00 PM
Mutant Swinger from Mars Mutant Swinger from Mars      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Michael Kallio
Location: USA-MI
Mars needs women and what better way to get them than to send a swinger down to Earth to woo the ladies.
Sunday 9:00 PM

SHORTS

Altarcations Altarcations
Director: Ron Leach
Location: Canada
A young couple has some disagreements over wedding plans.
Friday 7:00 PM
The AMAZING Esca-ciser The AMAZING Esca-ciser
Director: Ken Glaser
Location: USA-CA
A total workout - for free!
Friday 7:00 PM
Angry Birds Angry Birds
Director: Michael Bay
Location: USA
The popular iPhone app becomes an epic Hollywood film.
Friday 7:00 PM
The Baby Shredder Song The Baby Shredder Song
Director: David Avallone
Location: USA-CA
Music video by Mark Nutter for all the folks who have suffered through people talking about babies at parties.
Friday 7:00 PM
The Bolt Who Screwed Christmas The Bolt Who Screwed Christmas
Director: John Wardlaw
Location: USA-CA
All the screws down in Screwville loved Christmas a lot. Narrated by Jonathan Harris.
Friday 7:00 PM
Bryson, Fields & Anderson Bryson, Fields & Anderson
Director: Steve Yager
Location: USA-CA
A name you can trust.
Friday 7:00 PM
Chopin Chopin
Director: Vincent Gargiulo
Location: USA-CA
Band members argue about adding Mozart into the mix.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Chubduction Chubduction
Director: Beth Shea & Leigh Hall
Location: USA-CA
A sure-fire way to reduce your food consumption.
Friday 7:00 PM
Chuck Webber's Land of Abusement Chuck Webber's Land of Abusement
Director: Mike Wellins
Location: USA-OR
Due to a small explosion and a few minor deaths, the petting zoo has been closed...
Sunday 7:00 PM
Cuss Container Cuss Container
Director: Lior Ben-Aharon
Location: USA-MA
The latest development in obscene language capture technology!
Friday 7:00 PM
Dracula's Daughters vs the Space Brains Dracula's Daughters vs the Space Brains
Director: Frank Ippolito & Ezekiel Zabrowski
Location: USA-CA
The greatest mashup of all time! Who will win? The blood suckers or the space brains? Stars Neil Patrick Harris.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Eddie Loves You Eddie Loves You
Director: Karl Holt
Location: UK
A man has difficulties separating himself from his old plush toys.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Existentialism! Existentialism!
Director: Mike Wellins
Location: USA-OR
You too can believe in nothing!
Friday 7:00 PM
The Final Textination The Final Textination
Director: Elliot Elkins and Patty Prats
Location: USA-LA
The Final Textination explores the peril unleashed upon a group of friends when fate and addiction to technology collide.
Sunday 7:00 PM
The Furred Man The Furred Man
Director: Paul Williams
Location: UK
Max's alibi is littered with two corpses, blood-curdling screams and a tale of "the beast", but this furry man swears he can explain...
Sunday 7:00 PM
GAH! A Halloween Story GAH! A Halloween Story
Director: Tim Hall
Location: USA-NY
A man is troubled by an evil doll.
Sunday 7:00 PM
God's Clowns God's Clowns
Director: Steve Sandoz
Location: USA-OR
Clowning for God. It's a calling. Stars members of the Firesign Theater and features members of Portland's own Third Floor.
Saturday 7:00 PM
If you don't dance, you're a goof If you don't dance, you're a goof
Director: Alon Gur Arye
Location: Israel
Music video for a new dance in Israel. Somehow I don't think this is the next "Makarena". In Hebrew with English subtitles.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Joey and Jerome's Artistic Meaningful Independent Film Joey and Jerome's Artistic Meaningful Independent Film
Director: Josh Bass
Location: USA-TX
Anyone can make an idependent film these days. Anyone.
Friday 7:00 PM
Jon's Video Diary Jon's Video Diary
Director: Diego Deane
Location: USA-NM
Jon records his experiments in self-discovery.
Saturday 7:00 PM
The Lost Mimes of Borneo The Lost Mimes of Borneo
Director: Matt Power
Location: USA-ME
Deep in the jungles of Borneo, the last survivors of an elite group of French mimes continues to live out their self-imposed exile.
Saturday 7:00 PM
The Ninjews: Goy-L Trouble The Ninjews: Goy-L Trouble
Director: Josh Bass
Location: USA-TX
Two circumcisioners with ninja powers save the world from evil Catholics. Guaranteed to offend!
Saturday 7:00 PM
Octo Momenpopper Octo Momenpopper
Director: Elliot Elkins and Patty Prats
Location: USA-LA
Who says nine women can't make a baby in a month? How about 9 minutes?!
Friday 7:00 PM
Paranormal Chinese Activity Paranormal Chinese Activity
Director: Heung Wong
Location: USA-NV
A man videotapes the stange behaviour his wife exhibits in her sleep.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Parking, Space Parking, Space
Director: Jeff Blyth
Location: USA-CA
Space is more crowded than it seems.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Pimento Pimento
Director: Lior Ben-Aharon
Location: USA-MA
A man suffers from a sensitivity to meat.
Friday 7:00 PM
Posession Posession
Director: Karl Holt
Location: UK
The scent that defines the Human condition in the twenty-first century.
Friday 7:00 PM
A Reddy In Me Cossie A Reddy In Me Cossie
Director: Llywellyn Staiff
Location: Australia
Music video about a woman bitten by a red-back spider - in a sensitive area. Only in Australia!
Saturday 7:00 PM
Remember Me?! Remember Me?!
Director: Scott Sullivan
Location: USA-CA
Andy Johnson, picked-on as a kid, gets revenge on those who did him wrong.
Friday 7:00 PM
Santa - The Fascist Years Santa - The Fascist Years
Director: Bill Plympton
Location: USA-NY
The true story of St Nick.
Friday 7:00 PM
Surviving Hunger Surviving Hunger
Director: Song, Balgum
Location: USA-CA
A lizard creature searches for food in the desert and finds more than he bargained for.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Surviving Your Bear Attack Surviving Your Bear Attack
Director: Charlie Cline
Location: USA-MO
An instructional video designed to help the outdoor enthusiast avoid unwanted death by bear attack.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Vacuum Vacuum
Director: Karl Holt
Location: UK
A man is not the only one who's lonely after his girlfriend moves out.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Wall-E's Ride Wall-E's Ride
Director: Jeff Blyth
Location: USA-CA
Wall-E must think on his rollers when he finds himself in an elevator with an unwelcomed passenger.
Sunday 7:00 PM
What's Wrong With This Picture What's Wrong With This Picture
Director: Jeffrey Travis
Location: USA-TX
The public service announcement that Crayola doesn't want you to see.
Friday 7:00 PM
What I Tell Ya What I Tell Ya
Director: Randy DeFord (aka Kitt Moon)
Location: USA-IN
Wonder Woman is disturbed by recent superhero trends.
Friday 7:00 PM

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