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PRESENT THE
FAUX FILM FESTIVAL™
PORTLAND, OREGON
**NEW LOCATION: Clinton Street Theater
FRIDAY MARCH 30 - SUNDAY APRIL 1, 2012

FAUX HOMESUBMITATTENDTHE FILMSSPONSORVOLUNTEERSHOPTIPSCONTACT



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Friday March 30 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: Faux Commercials, Faux Trailers, and movie/TV spoofs.
Feature: "The Selling"

Saturday March 31 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: General Satire.
Feature: "FDR: American Badass"

Sunday April 1 starting at 7pm:
Shorts: Science Fiction, Horror, and Fantasy spoofs.
Feature: "Some Guy Who Kills People"

SPECIAL THIS YEAR: A BARRY BOSTWICK TRIFECTA!
Three features featuring Rocky Horror star Barry Bostwick
at the theater with the longest running Rocky Horror night in the world!


Schedule subject to change!

Some films may not be suitable for young children or easily offended adults.

FEATURES

The Selling The Selling      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Emily Lou
Location: USA
A too honest for his own good real estate agent buys a property to flip for a profit...only to discover the house is haunted. With Barry Bostwick as Father Jimmy.
Friday 9:00 PM
FDR: American Badass FDR: American Badass      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Garrett Brawith
Location: USA
The FDR you never knew. And werewolf Nazis. With Barry Bostwick as FDR.
Saturday 9:00 PM
Some Guy Who Kills People Some Guy Who Kills People      VIEW TRAILER
Director: Jack Perez
Location: USA
A lonely man, fresh out of the loony bin, returns to his small hometown seeking revenge on those he deems responsible for his miserable life. With Barry Bostwick as Sheriff Walt Fuller.
Sunday 9:00 PM

SHORTS

Attack of the Killer 2D Monster Attack of the Killer 2D Monster
Director: Tom Iwasaki
Location: Japan
A man obsessed with women in porn mags must fight the killer 2D monster to save the 2D women of his dreams.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Ballsy Bub - Wrong Ballsy Bub - Wrong
Director: Mad Martian
Location: USA-OR
The answer to Rick Perry's "Strong" ad.
Friday 7:00 PM
Blackstar Warrior trailer Blackstar Warrior trailer
Director: Matthew Haley
Location: USA-OR
Do you really know Lando Calrissian?
Friday 7:00 PM
Brenda Brenda
Director: Jackson Douglas
Location: USA-CA
She had dreams of being a call girl, despite her handicap.
Friday 7:00 PM
Burka Girls Gone Wild Burka Girls Gone Wild
Director: Josh Fong
Location: USA-CA
"Girls Gone Wild" goes under the veil! It's too hot for Taliban... order now!
Friday 7:00 PM
Cash for Teeth Cash for Teeth
Director: Michael Rotman
Location: USA-CA
A new way to make some extra cash.
Friday 7:00 PM
Cell Phone PDA Cell Phone PDA
Director: Stanley D. Jacobs
Location: USA-PA
Please silence your cell phones...
Friday 7:00 PM
Chessmaster Theatre Chessmaster Theatre
Director: John Wardlaw
Location: USA-CA
The masters show us how it's done with no holds barred.
Friday 7:00 PM
Chessmaster Theatre II: Bloody Revenge Chessmaster Theatre II: Bloody Revenge
Director: John Wardlaw
Location: USA-CA
Time for a rematch!
Friday 7:00 PM
Chrysalis Chrysalis
Director: Zachary Mattson
Location: USA-NE
A man seeks to fulfill his dream of becoming a pop star.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Cultist Co. Starter Pack Cultist Co. Starter Pack
Director: Thomas Nicol
Location: USA-IL
Get started on your path to R'lyeh!
Sunday 7:00 PM
Dr. S Dr. Sí
Director: Héctor Escandell and Vicente Torres
Location: Spain
Super Agent Jaume Boned faces megavillain Dr. Sí. In Spanish with English subtitles.
Friday 7:00 PM
Drive Recklessly Drive Recklessly
Director: Peter Atencio
Location: USA-CA
You just never know who you might hit.
Friday 7:00 PM
Felix Felix
Director: Anselm Belser
Location: Germany
How to handle annoying children.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Hotel - Conference Room Hotel - Conference Room
Director: Bernat Lliteras & Ibra Munoz
Location: Spain
Six directors made a film in the same hotel on the same day. This one follows a marketing seminar in the conference room for a rather unusual product. In Spanish with English subtitles.
Friday 7:00 PM
Hotel - Room 12 Hotel - Room 12
Director: Danny Ilario
Location: Spain
Six directors made a film in the same hotel on the same day. This one follows a man who mysteriously transforms every time he enters or exits his room.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Hotel - Room 23 Hotel - Room 23
Director: Nico Casavecchia
Location: Spain
Six directors made a film in the same hotel on the same day. This one follows a man who gets advice from the two halves of his brain. In English with Spanish subtitles.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Hotel - Room 33 Hotel - Room 33
Director: Erika Lust
Location: Spain
Six directors made a film in the same hotel on the same day. This one shows us how lacking room service can be in other hotels.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Kevin Curtis is a Dead Man Kevin Curtis is a Dead Man
Director: Kevin Curtis
Location: UK
Low budget British films at their finest.
Friday 7:00 PM
King's Speech II King's Speech II
Director: Jackson Douglas
Location: USA-CA
The king takes up standup comedy.
Friday 7:00 PM
Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty
Director: Michael Medaglia
Location: USA-OR
A strange disease appears to turn a man into a cat.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Love is Blind Love is Blind
Director: Michael Starr
Location: USA-CA
Sometimes fantasies lose their allure over time.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Morning Movement Morning Movement
Director: Lily Spottiswoode
Location: USA-CA
Egads! What's that under the sheets?!
Saturday 7:00 PM
Net Life Net Life
Director: Craig Michaelson
Location: USA-OR
Net Life insurance could be bringing a big check to your door!
Friday 7:00 PM
No! Not The Chicken!!! No! Not The Chicken!!!
Director: John Wardlaw
Location: USA-CA
Anything but the chicken!
Sunday 7:00 PM
Once in a Lifetime Once in a Lifetime
Director: Todd Lubitsch and Greg McDonald
Location: USA-CA
Sometimes you just don't get a second chance.
Friday 7:00 PM
Paradrunken Activity Paradrunken Activity
Director: James Conant
Location: USA-CA
Peeing in the closet. Sexting half your address book. What evil spirits might provoke such seemingly paranormal activity? Let's stick a camera in the corner and find out!
Sunday 7:00 PM
Paul Merrill: Karate Konsultant Paul Merrill: Karate Konsultant
Director: Rafael Calonzo Jr
Location: USA-WA
Sometimes you just need karate.
Friday 7:00 PM
Rise of the Appliances Rise of the Appliances
Director: Rob Sprackling
Location: UK
You better be nice to your waffle iron.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Sandwich Crazy Sandwich Crazy
Director: Michael Doucette
Location: Canada-Nova Scotia
A strange salesman offers an amazing sandwich making device that saves a man's sandwich shop. But awesome sandwiches come with awesome consequences.
Sunday 7:00 PM
School of French Kissing for Dogs School of French Kissing for Dogs
Director: Payman Benz
Location: USA-CA
Learn how to go from casual licking to doing it the way the French do.
Friday 7:00 PM
Secret Club Secret Club
Director: Ben Kadie
Location: USA-WA
I can't tell you anything about this film. ouyay illway avehay otay eesay itway otay indfay outway
Saturday 7:00 PM
Shine Shine
Director: Jesse Blanchard
Location: USA-OR
Let the light shine down on you. Or else.
Sunday 7:00 PM
Special Report: Is Williamsburg Dead? Special Report: Is Williamsburg Dead?
Director: Nicole Teeny & Mike Feldman
Location: USA-NY
Zombies! In Brooklyn! Why are we not surprised?
Sunday 7:00 PM
The Fifth The Fifth
Director: Ryan Levin
Location: USA-CA
A poker game is rudely disrupted when one of the players brings his job to the game.
Sunday 7:00 PM
The F*** Was That: A Unicorn Documentary The F*** Was That: A Unicorn Documentary
Director: C. W. Moss & Andrew Rivera
Location: USA-CA
A ridiculously good-looking author and his mentally unstable unicorn muse struggle to be soul mates in the aftermath of the book 'Unicorn Being a Jerk'.
Saturday 7:00 PM
The Gay Who Wasn't Gay Enough The Gay Who Wasn't Gay Enough
Director: Linzi Knight
Location: Canada-Ontario
A gay man finds his true calling.
Saturday 7:00 PM
The Muppetless Movie The Muppetless Movie
Director: Vincent Gargiulo
Location: USA-CA
Starring all your favorite characters.
Friday 7:00 PM
The Naughty List The Naughty List
Director: Ben Mitchell
Location: UK
Santa is getting a little lazy this year.
Friday 7:00 PM
The Padlock The Padlock
Director: Ettore Nicoletti
Location: Italy
Some men are just a tad afraid of commitment.
Saturday 7:00 PM
The Trailer Park Holiday The Trailer Park Holiday
Director: Jennifer Westcott
Location: Canada-BC
Two women - one in a trailer park and one in a mansion - decide to switch places for a vacation they'll never forget.
Friday 7:00 PM
There She Is... There She Is...
Director: Jenn Dlugos
Location: USA-MA
An unlikely candidate enters a local beauty pageant for married women.
Saturday 7:00 PM
Tooth Fairy Trouble Tooth Fairy Trouble
Director: Guido Orio
Location: USA-OR
A scheduling disagreement puts the secret of the tooth fairy in jeopardy.
Saturday 7:00 PM

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