FAUX FILM FESTIVAL

PRESENT THE
FAUX FILM FESTIVAL
PORTLAND, OREGON
HOLLYWOOD THEATRE
WEDNESDAY MARCH 29 - SUNDAY APRIL 2, 2006

INDEX	AWARDS	SHOP	TIPS	CONTACT

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FEATURES
	Futile Attraction WEB SITE Director: Mark Prebble, New Zealand A documentary about a dating service goes awry when the crew discovers they have made terrible choices of people to follow on their dates. An anti-romantic comedy.
	Hooch & Daddy-O WEB SITE Director: Donna Northcott, Missouri Interviews with the cast and crew as well as snippets from episodes of the beloved but forgotten buddy cop show. One word: NINJAS!
	The Lady from Sockholm WEB SITE Director: Eddy Von Mueller & Evan Lieberman, Georgia A film noir classic done entirely with sock puppets! The story is as compelling as it is funny.
	The Monster of Phantom Lake WEB SITE Director: Christopher Mihm, Minnesota A B-Movie spoof in the style of a B movie. We will provide LIVE ADDITIONAL DIALOG performed by a professional improv comedy troupe!
	Return of the Jackalope WEB SITE Directors: Dave R Watkins & Michael D Friedman, Georgia This mocumentary on the making of the sequel to a B-movie pokes fun at the legend of the antlered rabbit. Features interviews with known actors such as Garrett Wang (Star Trek Voyager), Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters), Craig Parker (Lord of the Rings), and many more. Note - contains gore.
SHORTS
	21 Carbs WEB SITE Director: Marty Shea, Illinois There was an accident... This spoof of "21 Grams" pokes fun at dieting.
	An Important Message Director: Jason Rouse, Oregon Captain Nemo brings us an important message!
	Another Me: Special Edition WEB SITE Director: Stephen Gomori, Canada Oh my God! There are TWO of him! The film and the making-of together!
	Appropriately False Portrayal of the Dr. Steven Ackerman Affair Director: Brian Sharpe, Illinois He loved sandwiches and smelled like honey ham. But who killed him? Was it suicide? A hunting accident? Bad cheese?
	Army Girls Gone Wild WEB SITE Directors: Gerald V. Casale & Grady Sain Jihad Jerry (Jerry Casale of DEVO) sings about the wonders of Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse.
	The Ball Director: Dave Siriano, New York The many uses of the all-purpose BALL.
	Blisterine Director: Josh Bass, Texas It's really intense! Never see a dentist again!
	The Buy WEB SITE Director: Jeffrey Nagel, California Sometimes you just have to get your fix.
	Carmex Lip Balm Director: Gavin Carlton, California A 50's-style commercial for the amazing canker sore cure!
	Catatonic WEB SITE Director: Lee Chambers, Canada What is even scarier than serial killers?
	Circus of Infinity WEB SITE Director: Sue Corcoran, Washington Do you believe in the net? Is it made of spun gold and gossamer wings? Or will you smash like a melon? Features Richard Sanders as God.
	Citizen Candy Man WEB SITE Director: Joe Dator, New York In this "chocumentary", Charlie didn't inherit the chocolate factory when Willy Wonka died, but it is rightfully his! This film follows the adult lives of the golden ticket winners.
	Con of the Dead Director: Edward Martin III, Oregon Zombies are not being treated fairly and they're not going to take it anymore!
	CrookZ Director: Kray Mitchell, Canada This reality-based show follows the men and women of petty thievery.
	The Dance to War Director: Chris Lightwing, United Kingdom "The War Against Terror: The Musical" opens in London!
	Danceflur Kriminalz: In Da Studio WEB SITE Directors: Max Groff & Alex Burkat, Pennsylvania MC Battleax and DJ Marauder introduce us to their studio, Kriminalz-style.
	Day of the Cabbage WEB SITE Director: Jeff Warmouth, Massachusetts If you thought Broccoli Man was scary last year, wait until you see The Cabbage! Done entirely with vegetables!
	Dear Sweet Emma Director: John Cernak, North Carolina Awe, she's such a sweetheart! Really. More or less.
	Death Placenta Director: Tabitha Vidaurri, Pennsylvania Female punk rockers must go on tour, despite their "condition".
	Debt Consolidated Director: Josh Bass, Texas Too stupid to get yourself out of debt? The answer is here!
	DIService Director: Shawn Nelson, Oregon Can't stand your daughter's boyfriend? Want to get even with the ex? DIS is here to help!
	Double Header Director: Tom McCluskey, California The head of the FBI anti-crime task force and the boss of the city's most ruthless crime syndicate aren't just brothers...
	Douglas Director: Chris Lightwing, United Kingdom A documentary about a stroke victim goes awry when the producers try to make their film more interesting.
	Fat Girls on Bicycles Director: Shaun Reimers, Oregon Music video of the hilarious song by local artists The Punk Group
	Featurette: The making of Redlight WEB SITE Director: Gordon Highland, Kansas A behind the scenes look at a film about people making a movie about the movie some people are making because they won a screenplay contest.
	Fireplace Redux Director: Jeff Hands, Canada See incredible behind the scenes footage of the making of the epic that is Fireplace!
	Fly Director: Ben Weeks, Illinois Can a chronic fly-checker find love or will the faux pas keep him from being cool?
	Gas Director: Mark Lambert & April Lambert, Oregon This film gives road rage a new meaning.
	Go Faux WEB SITE Director: Julia Radochia, California A festival ad made just for us by the award-winning director of "Jimmy's House of Hugs" from last year.
	Grim WEB SITE Director: John-Paul Nickel, Nevada The four horsemen of the apocalypse walk into a bar...
	Harmony in the Hills WEB SITE Director: Susan Busa, Texas A city has been recreated as a movie theme town and some folks can't get the theme song out of their heads.
	I Must Destroy You Director: David Johnston, California An anime battle goes awry when a fly gets into one of the robots.
	Infamous: The Pelagrino Brothers Director: Michael Maney & Ryan Lewis, Ohio The infamous thieving duo spin a tale of their greatest heist.
	Johnny Bagpipes Director: Todd Korgan, Oregon He dreamed of playing the bagpipes - in a rock band.
	The Little White Ball WEB SITE Director: Michael Rich, Ohio Rival ping-pong champions prepare for the biggest contest of all.
	The Lost People of Mountain Village Director: Neal Marlens & Carol Black, Colorado What happened to the inhabitants of this abandoned village and why did they need so many bathrooms? Features Kurt Fuller.
	Marcus Freeman: Dedicated to the Craft Director: Mike Prosser, Oregon Marcus Freeman is a talent agent for people with some very special talents.
	Mickey Slipper Director: GB Shannon, Tennessee Are you a crack whore or speed freak? You may be entitled to lost wages from your dealer!
	New Testament Director: Philip Pelletier, Oregon The wine cooler of the gods!
	Oxford Park WEB SITE Director: Ian Lewis, New York Detectives Trillo and Suede go to England to solve a murder in this Masterpiece Theatre-esque mystery of puppet exploitation.
	People's Office of Toast Director: Stewart Grinton & Ashlon Langley, South Carolina The POoT does not tolerate abuse of its protected citizens!
	Pimp My Couch Director: Edra Morledge, Alaska This spoof of MTV's Pimp My Ride does makeovers of sofas that have seen better days.
	Pork Lips Now Director: Ernie Fosselius, California The classic "Apocalypse Now" spoof by the creator of "Hardware Wars".
	Purple Bins Director: Susan Deming, California "Bring out yer dead!"
	Reemco Atomic Broom Director: Jackson Douglas, California This is no ordinary broom - it's the Reemco ATOMIC broom, with 100% pure cleaning power!
	Return of Laura Peters WEB SITE Director: Irene Tassiopulos, California A former superfan gets back in the game after a major setback.
	The Santa Claus Happy Tyme Show WEB SITE Director: Alex George, The North Pole (Illinois) Santa is evil! But then you knew that. This brilliant spoof of consumerism goes behind the scenes at Santa's sweat shop.
	Satellite Radio (Tiki) Director: Gavin Carlton, California Not just radio...
	Sell in Hell WEB SITE Director: Keith Snyder, New York This instructional video tape will prepare you for the only job in Hell...
	SharpFocus XS Director: Jason Hall, New Jersey Commercial for a new focus-enhancing drug.
	Shots Director: Maxim Lardent, Nevada We get the blow by blow of International Shots Championship in this partially animated film.
	Smart Card WEB SITE Director: James Oxford, California Technology may solve some problems, but it always brings new ones.
	Torsten Kretchzmar WEB SITE Director: Steffen Frech, California The music video and the making of video of the latest creation by the famous German artist.
	Uniforms Director: Timothy Boyd, Washington Tales of people finding their dream job. Features members of the band "Death Cab for Cutie".
	We're the Government and You're Not Director: David McElroy, Alabama The government knows best and tells us how to behave in this instructional video.
	Zombie-American WEB SITE Director: Nick Poppy, New York A tale of the plight of our least understood citizens. Stars Ed Helms (The Daily Show).